I am Lady Euphoria and this is my journey.  A journey to what or where is still unknown but this is bound to be one hell of a ride.  I’m interested in tons of shit and I’m into too many things.  My husband says I talk too much so I’ve decided to write it.  I’m 24 and just like most Americans…I have a “gov’ment” job.  I’m a Mother, a Wife, a Friend and a Business Woman.  I’m about that paper, cash money, green backs, the almighty dolla dolla bill yall; whatever the hell you calling it…I’m about making and spending it.  Okay so what the fuck am I doing here? Probably wasting time.  Who gives a fuck what I have to say right? Wrong…I give a fuck so that’s why I’m here.  I’ve been called “crazy” one too many times and I’m determined to find out why.  I’m sure the intentions were good but now I’m scratching my head thinking “damn, maybe I am crazy.”

Obviously I love to talk (especially about me) but I’ll try to keep this shit aimed towards a goal.  There is nothing worse than wasting time reading a bullshit ass blog with some bitch whining about herself the whole time.  Instead, “Uma do me” and say whatever the fuck I feel, when I have the time to feel it.  On the real though, you can bet on this shit to be about Hair, Politics, Cooking, Belly Dancing, College, Marriage, Parenting, Music, Sewing and Paper Chasing…that’s what I’m into.  If you can’t tell by now…I got a serious potty mouth that seems to spill out onto my keyboard.  

In a nutshell that’s Lady Euphoria…that shit sounds like a good name for a female rapper…Ooh off to the studio.

 (Check out the artwork above…this chic has some talent!  You should see her other work. )